In the war of the toilet seat positions there are no winn... wait is that a washing machine in the bathroom? I don't think I don't want those fragrances associated with my fresh laundry.
Wheelchair access to stall? check! Access to urinal with stall door open? D'Oh!
Looks like a homeowner job!
Although 'poke it and run' did briefly enter his mind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
So check and mate, wifey!