All those years of playing the stand back as far back as you can game is going to finally pay off.
Sometimes, the simplest fixes are the most ingenious ones.
In case you were wondering: yes, that's a urinal freshener mold.
Just find something to stuff with toilet paper and all is well. Even if that something is a freaky ceramic ducky bowl.
Although 'poke it and run' did briefly enter his mind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
So check and mate, wifey!