This was the net result of the first stage of expansion.
In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"
Or else I'm gonna mow you down!
Both trunk cylinders of my Jeep can't hold the weight of the tailgate anymore. Since then, I always keep this wood stick inside the car and use it as a no-cylinder.
It's important to keep your swag locked up nice and tight.