Uhhh hello. I'm offic... Mr. Willis. Here to... mow your lawn. Could you let me in so I can find your lawn mower... uhhh... fluid?

~NSHA

While it may be lighter, cardboard is a tad weaker than fiberglass.

~NSHA

It's possible this kludge was only made to keep the trunk from flapping. Sure. That's it. Because if it were meant to keep someone from opening it, it would only work for someone on the inside right? And that would mean... never mind, I don't want to think about it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA

He must be taking his break from a job as a chair lift. ~Not-So-Handy Andy