It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
It may be ugly, but it's a sure-fire safeguard against cold feet.
We're going to at least 3 different centuries. Oh, and the time machine is acting up so you might want to be careful. ~NSHA
No need to be embarrassed, you'll perfect that wheelie technique eventually.
One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.