Driving around a flea market in a rascal wasn't giving you enough odd looks, eh? Good thing it broke down so you had an excuse to tow around a generator and ensure never-ending mockery.
... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.
Whoa, whoa. Not THAT heavy!