Step 3: Profit.

The new home his parents gave them as their wedding gift was a bit disappointing. ~NSHA

"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."

"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"

Really puts a new meaning to 'mobile home.' ~Not-So-Handy Andy

See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy