"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"
For some reason the factory was only listed on Craigslist, but I'm sure it's legit.
If you leave the seats in the back you can bring an extra five people with you...
I certainly wouldn't want to trail this guy for too far.