It's not about the destination, it's about ruining the journey.
Awww look at those kids riding in a dangerous contraption. They really take after their mother.
No officer, we aren't stealing it. The wheels just um, fell off. ~NSHA
Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?
Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!
Looks like they chose the boat over the mystery box.