Now you know why they call me Not-So-Handy Andy.
If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')
Please, please tell me this is a kludged flamethrower made of plastic. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
If they're going to base their agricultural tools off of American television shows, they should at least watch something other than The Flinstones.
That awkward moment when his wife walks in and the cow leg is stuck halfway in the grinder.
Also known as "Five Tools, One Pump."