The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.
I CAN Do It
What? Why? Stop. Just... stop.
I know I had to give up on my dream of fixing ATVs to become a lowly neurosurgeon, but that doesn't mean I can't force my son to lead the life that I wanted.
EVERYONE helps with Christmas dinner!