Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.

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Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.
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My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

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See What Happens When You Jump, Kids?

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See What Happens When You Jump, Kids?
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Your dad will swap your bed riser with his jack and make you work on the car. Good luck.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Picture taken at a Vietnamese Diner in Berlin.

Russian Farms Haven't Evolved Much

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Russian Farms Haven't Evolved Much
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If they're going to base their agricultural tools off of American television shows, they should at least watch something other than The Flinstones.

~Not-So-Handy Andy