Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.

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My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

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Drunk Octopus Needed To Be Restrained

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He'll always stay there, but he might take a bite or two out of your coat. ~NSHA

Ventilation Suspension

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I blame Ikea. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

When Life Give You Lemons

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You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Spooned and Screwed

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When in doubt, stab at random until fixed.

~NSHA

Mad Science Monday: We Need A New Letter In The Alphabet To Name This Battery

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These new electric screwdrivers are now as convenient as I was hoping for.

~NSHA

Never Keep The Viagra in the Toolbox

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