Metric water? Not in my country!
Excuse me sir, may I ax you about your table? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
And it always looks like he's making fun of my shortcomings. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
That awkward moment when his wife walks in and the cow leg is stuck halfway in the grinder.
Don't you know what he's done to your family???
From the submitter:
Jugs for catfish, check. Trolling motor made from DeWalt drill, weed whacker and leaf blower, check. Now wheres the lake again?