That awkward moment when his wife walks in and the cow leg is stuck halfway in the grinder.
A kludger never abandons his tools. Mangling your toolbox is perfectly acceptable though. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
...just use these tools, they said.
From the submitter:
Jugs for catfish, check. Trolling motor made from DeWalt drill, weed whacker and leaf blower, check. Now wheres the lake again?
Your dad will swap your bed riser with his jack and make you work on the car. Good luck.