DIY Poop Joke

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Here's something you should know about the internet: it's fueled by poop and fart jokes. So here's your free poop joke. Cherish it. Share it. Love it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

A Stool for Your Stool

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Great, now what do I do with it? Drain pipes, anybody?

We Couldn't Afford a Trip To The Waterpark This Year

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From the submitter:

When our sink started leaking the landlord came and pulled the boards out and left us with a bucket that filled in 2-3 hours. Pictured was was our solution to stop the water flooding through the floor overnight. Yes, we were students. No, we didn't know you could turn a tap and switch the main water off.

I'm just gonna let that last sentence sink in.

~NSHA

The Bungee Flusher

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"Long story short. Toilet lift arm broke. Unusable for two weeks. I asked my husband to pleeeeease fix it. Came home to this... a giant hook in the wall and a bungee holding up the lift arm. Brilliant. All I need is a new husband and I'm good to go."

Let this be a warning to all of you non-toilet fixing husbands out there! Don't be naughty! Fix that potty!