Just buy a new toilet tank and plop it in the old one!
How about measure five times, cut once? Just to be sure.
The question of who will sit upon the Two-ply Throne has been answered.
Rolling Rock? I'm more of a Point Special man, myself. But different strokes.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
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