When hygiene is involved, it's usually a bad thing.

"Long story short. Toilet lift arm broke. Unusable for two weeks. I asked my husband to pleeeeease fix it. Came home to this... a giant hook in the wall and a bungee holding up the lift arm. Brilliant. All I need is a new husband and I'm good to go."

Let this be a warning to all of you non-toilet fixing husbands out there! Don't be naughty! Fix that potty!

Somebody was on a roll!

"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."

Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.

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