In the war of the toilet seat positions there are no winn... wait is that a washing machine in the bathroom? I don't think I don't want those fragrances associated with my fresh laundry.
From the submitter:
We got a crack in our toliet seat and, so, for a quick fix, we duct taped it. But my mom wanted it to look pretty so she put it all around the toliet in multiple colors instead of just on where the crack is.
Padding, vintage look and twice the TP. What could be better?
Toilet etiquette, the household equivalent of guerrilla warfare.