THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.
If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.
The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.
If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!