The Popper Was Toast

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The Popper Was Toast
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If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!

Breakfast Preparation Gone A-Rye

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Breakfast Preparation Gone A-Rye
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This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

Without Cleaning Toaster First, Get Broken Toaster

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Without Cleaning Toaster First, Get Broken Toaster
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Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.

~NSHA

WIN!: Toaster WIN

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WIN!: Toaster WIN
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DeviantART user Mathijs Sterrenburg modified his toaster to look like the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Now is the time where I would usually make a crack about a "blowing on it" if it broke, but in this case, I find such a joke is actually appropriate: if your toast is too hot, blow on it!