Breakfast Preparation Gone A-Rye

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Breakfast Preparation Gone A-Rye
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This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

Because Reheating It In The Microwaves Blows

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Because Reheating It In The Microwaves Blows
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If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

WIN!: Toaster WIN

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WIN!: Toaster WIN
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DeviantART user Mathijs Sterrenburg modified his toaster to look like the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Now is the time where I would usually make a crack about a "blowing on it" if it broke, but in this case, I find such a joke is actually appropriate: if your toast is too hot, blow on it!

The Christmas Toaster Mod

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The Christmas Toaster Mod
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The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.