Breakfast Preparation Gone A-Rye

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awry,bread,breakfast,diet coke,rye,toast,toaster
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This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

Getting All Sorts of Toasted

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alcohol,drinking,dual use,Obscure Reference,toaster
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Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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