Breakfast Preparation Gone A-Rye

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Breakfast Preparation Gone A-Rye
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This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

The Popper Was Toast

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The Popper Was Toast
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If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!