THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...
If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!
If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.
Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.