If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.
If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!
The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.
Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.
Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy