Bike Lock Got a Promotion

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Bike Lock Got a Promotion
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His new job might put a strain on his life though.

The Neighbors Strike Again!

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The Neighbors Strike Again!
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Quite frankly, I'm shocked at their brazen theft.

~NSHA

Legs > Wheels

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Legs > Wheels
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No officer, we aren't stealing it. The wheels just um, fell off. ~NSHA

"Alright Man, Just Smash the Front Window and Grab the Goods!"

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"Alright Man, Just Smash the Front Window and Grab the Goods!"
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"Oh, wait a second dude, they've got the sticker." "Damn, bro! Another one?"