Please remember to silence your cell phones. Refreshments and snacks are available in the cupboard above the kitchen sink. Except not the Doritos, those are mine, so back off. Enjoy the show!
Ahh, those were the days...
Stage door would fall open, so had to keep it shut and pull it closed after actors went through it.
Have them write and decorate their names on the back of their respective boxes, and then it's off to the movies!
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