They give way to those awkward post-teen years where you constantly forget if you're wearing any or not. You can never tell, but everyone else can.
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Verizon Wireless + NFL iPhone App + Digital Video Camera + Microphone + Bass Amp (not pictured) = Monday Night Football without cable TV! The iPhone NFL app prohibits direct output from the iPhone to the TV, but we've overcome higher obstacles than that to get to Live MNF.