A Metaphor for our Television Addiction

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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

Just Taking His Big Screen For a Walk

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It's okay big guy, we're almost there. I know you're tired from the Mad Men marathon earlier but you need your fresh air like the rest of us.

~NSHA

Not Seen on MTV Cribs

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The news never mentions one of the upsides of unemployment: finding ingenious new ways to be lazy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Got a Few Old Pallets Lying Around?

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My guess is "no," but regardless, if you ever find yourself with too much wood (shut up, I don't want to hear it), then make a nice big rack (again, shut up) for your flatscreen television! I call it "loading dock chic."

Careful, Your Priorities Are Showing

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There's a metaphor for stereotypical Californians somewhere in here. ~Not-So-Handy Andy