They don't understand you like I do.
This is our bed. (hangs head in shame) We bought a flat monitor on black friday, then realized we could hook it up to the laptop to play netflix view nows. We tried once with it set up next to the bed, but it needed to be mounted where we could both easily see it. It is now hung on a cord over the bed. The christmas lights on the bed....that's another story.....
My guess is "no," but regardless, if you ever find yourself with too much wood (shut up, I don't want to hear it), then make a nice big rack (again, shut up) for your flatscreen television! I call it "loading dock chic."