They don't understand you like I do.
There's a metaphor for stereotypical Californians somewhere in here. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Personally, if I had the realization that I was watching Dr. Phil in the tub on a Saturday night, I would probably just pull the TV in with me. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
"Stop watching so much TV"
"But Mom! I'm preparing myself for a potential disaster!"
I don't care if it's a 19th century family heirloom, Curb is on!