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The news never mentions one of the upsides of unemployment: finding ingenious new ways to be lazy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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By Joe
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They give way to those awkward post-teen years where you constantly forget if you're wearing any or not. You can never tell, but everyone else can.

~NSHA

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By Gregg Geil; Austin, TX
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My brother's family is driving from Atlanta to Texas for Christmas and the entertainment center in their Ford Expedition is not working. His sons have created an aftermarket system to play their X-boxes.

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By Casey
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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

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