From the submitter:
I hated when my power went down for a second and my internet connection was gone.
I had a dream a few weeks ago in which I got a computer virus that takes webcam videos of me without my knowledge and posts them to my Facebook automatically. Needless to say, my webcam has been unplugged ever since.
Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.
If it's not a Ticonderoga #2, you shouldn't be writing with it anyway.