It Couldn't Take The Blame Anymore

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It Couldn't Take The Blame Anymore
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It's not his fault you chose the cheapest internet service that loses connectivity every 45 minutes.

~NSHA

Data Center Cooling, The Dexter Way

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From the submitter:

A roll of plastic and three hours later, we could completely turn off one of the cooling units, which had been on full blast for years. The servers now breath in only cold air from the cooling units, and the cooling units only warm air from the servers.

Frankly, I am shocked and appalled that they found the blueprints to TIFI's server room.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

I Really Need To Order The Loudspeaker Attachment

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I Really Need To Order The Loudspeaker Attachment
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I heard it's really good at funneling the sound.

¬Not-So-Handy Andy

Keeping Up With The Joneses

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Keeping Up With The Joneses
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Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.

~NSHA