I nominate him official mascot of pantsless nerds everywhere.
It's not his fault you chose the cheapest internet service that loses connectivity every 45 minutes.
From the submitter:
My broadband got changed from 10Mbit to 100Mbit and my cheap routers kept burning up.
About as sturdy and reliable and any other one.
We take what's internal and make external. And sideways. And held on with tape. Don't complain, we take your HMO.