We don't need a warrant, a SATA cable or an anti-static wristband. We're coming in.
An instant classic: ipod+hot glue.
Make your own version, maybe?
Yes, that is an overhead projector combined with a dismantled LCD screen. Try not to think about it too much. I did and had to leave early with a severe migraine.
Even in it most literal sense, calling him a "diaper head" is still wildly inappropriate.