I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.
This single core machine runs at a cool 60 seconds/minute speed.
To detect the awful beer you're currently drinking and deposit it into the nearest trash can.
About as sturdy and reliable and any other one.
Protip: widening the tubes makes information stream at a faster rate.
I weep for this generation. ~Not-So-Handy-Old-Man-Andy
Calling god. Hello? God?