From the submitter:
My broadband got changed from 10Mbit to 100Mbit and my cheap routers kept burning up.
My xbox had gotten red rings and I repaired it by adding external fans and relocating the Disk drive to the top
Protip: widening the tubes makes information stream at a faster rate.
To detect the awful beer you're currently drinking and deposit it into the nearest trash can.
I hated when my power went down for a second and my internet connection was gone.