Thankfully Nokia's springs come standard.
From the submitter:
My broadband got changed from 10Mbit to 100Mbit and my cheap routers kept burning up.
I had a dream a few weeks ago in which I got a computer virus that takes webcam videos of me without my knowledge and posts them to my Facebook automatically. Needless to say, my webcam has been unplugged ever since.
It's not his fault you chose the cheapest internet service that loses connectivity every 45 minutes.