Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.
I had a dream a few weeks ago in which I got a computer virus that takes webcam videos of me without my knowledge and posts them to my Facebook automatically. Needless to say, my webcam has been unplugged ever since.
From the submitter:
My broadband got changed from 10Mbit to 100Mbit and my cheap routers kept burning up.
It's not his fault you chose the cheapest internet service that loses connectivity every 45 minutes.
Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.