To detect the awful beer you're currently drinking and deposit it into the nearest trash can.
I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.
Protip: widening the tubes makes information stream at a faster rate.
From the submitter:
I hated when my power went down for a second and my internet connection was gone.
Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.