I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.
Even in it most literal sense, calling him a "diaper head" is still wildly inappropriate.
Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.
Just remember your network key.
If it's not a Ticonderoga #2, you shouldn't be writing with it anyway.
I heard it's really good at funneling the sound.