I nominate him official mascot of pantsless nerds everywhere.
It's not his fault you chose the cheapest internet service that loses connectivity every 45 minutes.
I had a dream a few weeks ago in which I got a computer virus that takes webcam videos of me without my knowledge and posts them to my Facebook automatically. Needless to say, my webcam has been unplugged ever since.
The wireless version is much less practical.
Monitor ribbon cables, Y U ALWAYS SUCK? ~Not-So-Handy Andy