Make your own version, maybe?
From the submitter:
I hated when my power went down for a second and my internet connection was gone.
Love the low-quality sound of your car stereo, but love vibrating windows?
I had a dream a few weeks ago in which I got a computer virus that takes webcam videos of me without my knowledge and posts them to my Facebook automatically. Needless to say, my webcam has been unplugged ever since.