To detect the awful beer you're currently drinking and deposit it into the nearest trash can.
Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.
If it's not a Ticonderoga #2, you shouldn't be writing with it anyway.
I nominate him official mascot of pantsless nerds everywhere.
I weep for this generation. ~Not-So-Handy-Old-Man-Andy
Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.