Let's see: you installed it upside-down in a sewer and held it up with duct tape. Congratulations, you have successfully kludged.
Pedestrian crossing added with spray paint
Seriously. I needed those zip ties to make a neat little bracelet.
Oh, Detroit. Your plight is so laughably tragic.
Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.
They're a real hive of ingenuity.