Because counting "3 Massachusetts" is just too self-referential.
Should have gotten the ones with the sexy lady silhouette, just so ET doesn't get any ideas.
Bad Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your road-painting partner.
Horrible Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your co-pilot.
Calling that discriminatory may result in loss of limbs. All hail our giant overlords! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Seriously. I needed those zip ties to make a neat little bracelet.
Or right. Or behind you. In fact, you should probably just close your eyes all together.