I love the dude standing in the back, pretending like he can't help out in a very real way. "No, ees not shovel. Ees prescription walking stick."
Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.
And this is why taxes are a good thing. ~Not-So-Handy Socialist Andy
We need to color-code these. It'll be functional and stylish.