Let's see: you installed it upside-down in a sewer and held it up with duct tape. Congratulations, you have successfully kludged.
My classroom is full of these kind of "fixes." If anyone thinks that Yale is all hallowed halls of learning, then they have never actually seen it!
Seriously. I needed those zip ties to make a neat little bracelet.
Should have gotten the ones with the sexy lady silhouette, just so ET doesn't get any ideas.