Ah Yes, The M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i Protocol

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fire department,signs,tax dollars at work
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Because counting "3 Massachusetts" is just too self-referential.

~NSHA

Introducing The Lamp Splint

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holding it up,oh canada,Professional At Work,tax dollars at work,wtf
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Little-known fact: Canadian health insurance also covers inanimate objects. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Does This Look Right?

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holding it up,tax dollars at work,traffic light
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Let's see: you installed it upside-down in a sewer and held it up with duct tape. Congratulations, you have successfully kludged.

~NSHA

I Think I See The Problem

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electrical fire,overkill,tax dollars at work,wires
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We need to color-code these. It'll be functional and stylish.

~NSHA

The Great Shovel Famine of '12

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dual use,snow,tax dollars at work,winter
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I love the dude standing in the back, pretending like he can't help out in a very real way. "No, ees not shovel. Ees prescription walking stick."

~Not-So-Handy Andy

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