Because counting "3 Massachusetts" is just too self-referential.
Or right. Or behind you. In fact, you should probably just close your eyes all together.
He just had to hang up in desperation.
Let's see: you installed it upside-down in a sewer and held it up with duct tape. Congratulations, you have successfully kludged.
My classroom is full of these kind of "fixes." If anyone thinks that Yale is all hallowed halls of learning, then they have never actually seen it!
Pot hole, pot plant. Same thing.