According to the submitter, he put this together so he wouldn't have to lie when he told his insurance company his motorcycle is kept under a roof. Touche.
Harp tub? Herp derp?
With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.
It comes complete with a fire extinguisher. lol