With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.
According to the submitter, he put this together so he wouldn't have to lie when he told his insurance company his motorcycle is kept under a roof. Touche.
Harp tub? Herp derp?
Now grab 6 friends to hold it steady while I wash my feet.
You know what else goes a long way? 500 dollars for hood repair.