From the submitter:
"Saturday in a small town. Snapped my glasses in half and none of the eye clinics were open. Here is what my husband and I came up with to get me to Monday and an eye doctor."
Close it and it'll be the second stickiest mess he's had on that keyboard.
The electrical wiring popped from the refuelling boom of your new Airbus A400M? Use some tape to stick it where it belongs! Just like the pros do!
Naturally, the one held together with three kinds of tape is the only one that works.
Clearly, these guys are heading to the Roxbury. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
That's it, just keep putting stickers on in random places to make your fix less obvious.