To achieve his signature greasy hair look, Kurt Cobain used to wash his hair with a bar of soap. Maybe these people should give that a try.
Or stick for that matter.
Naturally, the one held together with three kinds of tape is the only one that works.
I highly doubt your violin teacher is smiling as wide as that piece of tape. ~NSHA
Clearly, these guys are heading to the Roxbury. ~Not-So-Handy Andy