From the submitter:
"Saturday in a small town. Snapped my glasses in half and none of the eye clinics were open. Here is what my husband and I came up with to get me to Monday and an eye doctor."
The tape or the bungee cords?
To achieve his signature greasy hair look, Kurt Cobain used to wash his hair with a bar of soap. Maybe these people should give that a try.
Birds don't need oxygen, right? ~Not-So-Handy Andy