Don't Be Surprised if it Doesn't Flush

Favorite
Don't Be Surprised if it Doesn't Flush
- -

I think they spent all their money on the fancy toilet paper. ~NSHA

Best Way To Fix a $5,000 Instrument

Favorite
Best Way To Fix a $5,000 Instrument
- -

I highly doubt your violin teacher is smiling as wide as that piece of tape. ~NSHA

Rule #39: Repair Man is a Four Letter Word

Favorite
Rule #39: Repair Man is a Four Letter Word
- -

Protip: Move to Seattle. You'll never have to fix an air conditioner again!

~NSHA