To achieve his signature greasy hair look, Kurt Cobain used to wash his hair with a bar of soap. Maybe these people should give that a try.
What, you expect the guy in the $22,000 car to come up with something better? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Protip: Move to Seattle. You'll never have to fix an air conditioner again!
Close it and it'll be the second stickiest mess he's had on that keyboard.
Also a great excuse to avoid Big Gulps.