If I don't blast your face off with my gnarly klaxon, maybe the justice gun on the hood will. Rumor has it the engine doesn't sound like combustion, just Iron Maiden guitar riffs.
Landlord bodgejobs can get pretty skeezy. Case and point: balance the new propane tank precariously with a toolkit. Psssh, don't get sassy with me, mister! It's only the living spaces of several dozen people you're toying with here!
... and six, count 'em, six cup holders.
When you've got to s*, it's got to fit!
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