It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
Factory-installed braces to secure them? Not so much.
A San Jose Sharks fan, perhaps?
White in the middle with black on both sides.
"But isn't that navy bl-"
"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"
This lady said she hit a deer with the front of her car so she duct taped the damage... then she said she just got excited about using 33 rolls of duct tape to totally cover her car.
Another reason a sequel was never made. ~No-So-Handy Andy