White in the middle with black on both sides.
"But isn't that navy bl-"
"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"
Factory-installed braces to secure them? Not so much.
It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...