He's trying to look cool for the cute screen next door. If she wasn't looking he's go for his favorite Spongebob band-aids.
Now grab 6 friends to hold it steady while I wash my feet.
Go get a sno-cone or something! At the very least plug your computer in outside and play Civilization V on your back porch...
He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.