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Whatever this is, is not. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
"Just grab the ladder."
"Come on, it's literally right there. Like, seriously. I can almost reach it"
"No dude, I heard about this new thing called workers' comp. I haven't checked, but I'm sure we'll be eligible. Don't you want free money?"
Just like the top bunk, you don't want it because it's better, you want it because your brother chose it first.
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